The Cleverest Thing I’ll Ever Do

Cleverest Poem Ever

Cleverest Poem Ever

Seriously, this is probably the cleverest poem ever, but definitely the cleverest thing I’ll ever do.

If I could Write a Poem

It would be about Her.

I would write a poem with

The Best Hyperbole Ever.

The similies would be as shocking

as an electric chair of metaphors

I would personify her beckoning eyes

the Onomatopoeia would thunder and roar

With a little allitteration, it would win her heart

But I’d ruin the rhyme, end with a pun

and so I’m too scared to properly meet her.


And then there’s this one:

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