Hollywood Clients Pay This Doctor Up To $25,000 For This Job

No, it’s not for Boob Jobs
 
No, it’s not for Nose Jobs.
 
 
Thing is, I totally heard about this guy before because…
I have bought a BUNCH of his stuff already!
 
I found out about him by myself, but then I heard about
his office in Hollywood, and I was like “I know that guy!”
 
Sometimes people ask what habits lead to success
and happiness and all of that, but without THIS, it can
be difficult.
 
 
I know, I know,- it’s cheesy to hear, but I had a Resolution
this year and so far, I’ve followed his advice EVERY NIGHT.
 
And I’m getting the results I wanted!
 
 
And I took notes and took it seriously.
When you want something, you’re willing to DO
the things that make it work.
It’s all about the Neuroscience.
This Dr. helps people get their mind focused on wealth,
success, prosperity, happiness, and whatever else the client wants.
Because the KEY to life is in directing your mind right.
The problem is that most of us do things UNCONSCIOUSLY,
and therefore we get UNCONSCIOUS results.
I got tired of the results I was getting, so I was willing to invest
my time and money in learning the things I needed to learn and DO
the things I needed to do- and I am still doing them now.
If you’d like to learn more about how this Dr. can do a BRAIN JOB for you:
– Enjoy!
 
Are you?

 

How To Get Voiceover Jobs That Pay Without Being A Professional

You know how “In a world…” became a cliche’ in movie trailers?

Because the SAME GUY got hired over and over again to say it.

But here’s something you probably didn’t know:

The guy behind that voice, Don Lafontane, became a Multi-millionaire

doing voice overs, and it was all because of a vocal strain. 

Don La Fontaine’s voice cracked at age 13 while
mid-sentence…

… and it gave him that special, unique tone that later
became his signature… vocal signature.

His net worth is reported to be 80 million dollars.

In fact, at his peak he was doing about 60
voiceovers a week sometimes even 35 in a single day!

That’s a lot of talking!

(Do you know anyone who talks that much? Do they get paid for it?)

HOWEVER, let me tell you this …

The industry of voice overs has changed.

Like everything else, the internet has made a lot of things
more accessible to everyone.

There are people who now do almost all of their voiceover work- FROM HOME.

Just like YouTube changed making TV shows to something that almost anyone can do,
there are websites that make it possible for people to do voiceover work in their living rooms..

Some voiceover folks are making
$250 to $750 for a few minutes of work.

BY TALKING.

And many are afraid of sharing the wealth because
they DON’T KNOW that the voiceover industry is a
17 billion dollar behemoth that’s growing at a
steady rate of 7.6% each year.

Do you notice how many commercials, TV shows and films. are being ANIMATED, and don’t use on-camera actors these days?

Bill Hader was BB-8 in the latest Star Wars!

Can you imagine how big of a market is waiting for
you to make your mark?

If you are curious or at the very least interested
making side income just by recording your voice
then check this out:

CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT

On the inside, you’re going to be shocked at how

many people with nothing special about them are managing to create

a substantial income from home doing voice overs.

Speaking of which, we all have female friends who have distinctive
voices- some “smokers” voice, but others with that “high pitch”
thing.

They might be horrible to listen to at the bar, but WOW,
Do they sound GREAT on a voiceover job!

Over the next couple of days, I’ll be interviewing people who have
done this kind of work- Even posting my own jobs!

Also- SHARE THIS with your friend who can talk non-stop!

At least she can get paid for all that vocal stamina!

CLICK HERE TO GET PAID WITH YOUR VOICE

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Due to the popularity of this Voiceover program, there have been voiceover “haters”
who are mad that the internet has made this work available to regular people.

The fact of the matter is that the internet is democratizing all kinds of work,
and they are just going to have to suck it up and learn that they can’t just
keep other deserving people out. Get The Details Here

The 6 P’s Of Acting Success- aka “How To Work On Top Of Halle Berry”

I have a new resolution for the year, and one of them kind involves Halle Berry.

Don’t Run Halle, Bones Loves You!

 

More on that in a minute.

The first is to read MORE books and buy MORE courses on acting.

Not just “technique” and “Craft”, but career stuff like:

Biographies

Motivational Books, and especially:

BUSINESS books on acting.

That’s why I picked up Randy Thomas’ “The 6 P’s Of Acting Success” because he runs a website for actors and a program called “The Actor Advantage Program“, and I figured this would be a good intro to his course.

Randy Thomas is from Canada, and was actually a BUSINESS major in college

(One of THOSE guys, I figured)

And the book discusses being an actor from a BUSINESS point of view.

We’ve heard it before:

“Treat Your Acting Career Like A Business”

But what the hell does that mean?

Randy breaks down his “Marketing speak” into “actor speak” throughout the book so that I learned some of the paralells:

Here’s an example:

 

The business definition of a Marketing Strategy

A strategy designed to meet the company’smarketing objectives

by providing its customers with value. All the principles of the

marketing mix are related, and together establish the product’s

position within its target markets.

(Sounds like gobbledegook, doesn’t it?)

 

An artist’s definition of a Marketing Strategy

A strategy designed to meet your career objectives by providing

agents, casting directors, directors and producers with value.

All the principles of the 6P’s of Success are related, and

together establish your brand as an artist in the entertainment

industry.

(MUCH BETTER, Right?)

 

Did you hear any of that stuff while studying to be an actor? 

Me either.

But that’s just at the beginning.

There were 2 things I really liked about Randy’s Book, and the first is that he adds “Life lessons” throughout the book, like one he learned while ON TOP OF HALLE BERRY:

Montreal, 2003… I am lying on top of Halle Berry… She

is only wearing underwear and a T-shirt… Halle’s legs are

wrapped tightly around me like a clamp… I am restraining

Halle’s arms over her head and by the end of the afternoon, we

are exhausted. And everything is caught on camera because

we are on set.

(The story is longer, and really good, but what I really liked about that chapter was the end of it)

 

I remember being on a high as Halle and I chatted in her

trailer after the shoot with her manager, Vince Cirrincione. I

also remember feeling helpless. Even though I was sitting in

the same room, Halle and I were on different planets and it

was frustrating.

 

Now, I would have been feeling helpless and frustrated for an entirely different reason, but this is where he goes into the “6 P’s Of Acting Success” and a diagram that kinda explains the problem with most actors careers:

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In this diagram, he shows that most actors are only concerned with their “product” (their acting ability), but forget the other essential parts of owning a business:

  • Product- YOU are a product
  • Price- Earning a living
  • Place- Your Environment
  • Promotion- Managing Your Brand
  • People- No One Makes It Alone
  • Processes- Becoming Efficient and Effective

I’ll ask you again:

Did you hear any of that stuff while studying to be an actor? 

Me either.

In the video courses that go along with the book, he sounds really funny when he says “Promotions” and “Processes” in his Canadian accent, but I’ll let that go.

Randy explains how these 6 things are NECESSARY parts of any business, but 5 of them are totally ignored by acting schools and acting classes- mostly because actors don’t know any better.

I really enjoyed the book (as well as getting a healthy-ass kicking of what I should be doing), but it was the final section which really hit home for me.

His PREDICTIONS.

Throughout the book, he talks about how much the industry has changed because of how few movies are being made, and how the shortage of projects trickles down and squeezes the beginning and mid-level actors.

So, he predicts several changes in the industry that I totally agree with, and wrote in my own special report a few years ago about acting in the 21st century.

If you want to be a professional, and have new goals for the New Year like I do, then I really suggest you click below and pick up a copy of Randy Thomas’ 6 P’s of Acting Success:

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Also, click here for his free video series

 

Thanks so much Randy- I know how hard it is to get a book finished and out! And if you see Halle:

Give her a kiss for me…. please?

Good luck and have a great 2016!!

They Laughed When I Quit My Day Job, But When They Saw Me On TV…

“You’ll never make it” she said, “You haven’t even been in anything…”

She was right.

My boss at my computer job was surprised when I told her I was leaving the stable, steady 9-to-5 job to be an actor.

What the hell was I doing?

Didn’t I know that most people never even get ONE paid acting gig?

But here I was quitting the “survival day job”.

To be an actor.

The thing is, I had learned a secret that she didn’t know about.

As you read this entire post, maybe you’ll find the courage to take the leap too…

 

How I Finally Got An Agent, Quit My Day Job, and Made A Living Acting On TV… And How You Can Too.

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FROM: Bones Rodriguez- Actor, Author, Entrepreneur Born and Raised In New York City

Yes, you HAVE seen me on TV, and I do a ton of work all around the New York Improv and Theatre scene… Here’s my story (you’re going to want to share this)
Dear Fellow Talented Actor,

You don’t realize this now, but in the next few minutes you’re going to re-think everything our teachers taught us about “The Acting Thing”…

If you’re anything like me, you got out of school ready to be a successful actor, and use your talents performing for eager audiences on TV, Film, or in the Theater.

But I found out quickly that my teachers forgot one very important thing:

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF ACTORS:

Those who bring the check to the table, and
Those Who GET THE CHECK In The Mail…

Which do YOU Want To Be?

Do you remember what it felt like to dream about your life and what “being an actor” meant to you? I remember, and I thought I was ready.

And Then…

REAL “ACTOR LIFE” HIT!

Everyone says that the Acting Business is tough, and that your chances of making a full-time income are slim because in real life, you need to be to make money while you build your dream career.

And that’s why…

95% of Actors
Quit The Business
Before They Turn 30 Years Old.

Because unless mommy and daddy are paying the bills, you’ll get a job, and by the time you’re done working, you’re too tired to focus on your career.

That’s where I was: broke, frustrated, and doing shows for my friends and family.

The SAME friends and family.

Sound familiar?

“It Wasn’t Supposed To
Be Like THIS Was It?”

When did our teachers tell us that we would be doing all these things that have NOTHING to do with acting?

  • Waiting tables,
  • Temping at an office
  • Living with 5 roommates just to pay bills
  • Begging your parents for money
  • Never getting auditions because you’re too busy working!

We were taught that if we just continued to hone our craft and get “good”, then we would “be discovered” by someone right? This is the idea that’s shared everywhere.

But guess what- that’s not true! It’s Wrong!

In the real world, you need to support yourself while you hone your craft, and learn how to live as an actor- to be an actor.

And most people never make it.

If you’re like I was, you’re dreaming about sharing your gift, and getting the accolades you deserve. You’re working with some amazingly creative people, and doing work that inspires, fulfills, and entertains you and others.

Now imagine your fantasy financial situation- I’ll bet it is a comfortable life. I’ll bet you have a feeling of freedom – something you don’t have now.
I’ll Bet Your Fantasy Acting Life Does NOT Include:

  • Begging some boss for time off
  • Hoping someone will switch shifts with you
  • Worrying about health insurance
  • Wishing you’d get fired, but terrified of it too…

But isn’t This What Our Teachers Taught Us?

“Take classes, get BACKSTAGE every week, and get a job waiting tables or bartending. If that doesn’t work in a short while, get more schooling, meet the right people, and maybe that’ll work. If not- teach acting!”

Don’t get me wrong, the teachers that have taught us how to ACT are great-

They Taught Us “How To ACT”, But Not

How To BE A SUCCESSFUL ACTOR

And there’s a big difference.

My friends who were far more talented than me, and had degrees from acting schools were starting to quit.

They were getting older, and they started saying things like “I just can’t stand being broke anymore”

I had a desk job myself, and I was about to throw in the towel too.

“I Was Broke, Frustrated, and Going Nowhere In My Acting Career…

-Then $20 Changed My Whole Life!”

You see about 11 years ago, I found a terrible little website that told me I could “make money online”.

It cost $1000, and I didn’t have it at the time, but I put it on a credit card because I wanted to change the path I was on.

There’s an old saying that “If you keep doing what you’ve done, you’ll keep getting what you’ve gotten”.

I was willing to change what I was doing because I wanted a different path.

I paid the $1000, and opened my mind.

I learned about selling other people’s stuff from that website, and tried to do what it said, but I lost even more money.

And then more.

But I wasn’t going to give up, and I learned more with each failure.

Until one day, I made $20.

I wasn’t working at a job (in fact, I was at rehearsal), when I suddenly realized that this little website I had made selling other people’s stuff made me $20 that day.

I shared the idea with some friends, but that was just the beginning!

I figured that since I could learn to make $20 in a day, that if I kept going, I could learn to make $200 in a day.

At first I only made a little, but I kept doing it until it became simple.

Then one day I made $1200 in one day just selling other people’s stuff on my website.

That was the day I Quit My Day Job,
And I never looked back!

And Free from the Day Job, I could suddenly do ANYTHING I Wanted!

  • I wrote books!
  • I went on vacation!
  • I saved money!
  • I bought property!

BUT BEST OF ALL…

I STARTED MEETING AGENTS, GOING ON AUDITIONS, and BOOKING ACTING WORK!

Since I make money without a day job, I’ve been able to go on auditions, do shows, and shoot dozens of commercials. My IMDB is tiny, and I’ve done very little TV and film, but in my career so far…

I have managed to make almost $400,000 strictly from SAG acting work. Another $50k on stage.

I know- I can hardly believe it either.

My mom actually started telling people that I was an actor, (instead of being embarrassed) and proudly asking “Have you seen my child on TV?”

And my neighbors saw me on TV…

And they would stop me in the street “Hey! I saw you, and I told everyone that I knew you!”

You see, once I got free of spending most of my time trying to make money to live on, I could do what I ACTUALLY wanted to do:

I get to PERFORM all the time,
and not worry about the money!

Nobody asks “Are you still TRYING to be an actor?” when you’re making money!

But I knew that I wanted to share this with more actors; serious ones, committed ones, actors who understand that there is sacrifice, investment, and learning involved to know about this stuff too!

I can’t be the only one who wants to be FREE, right?

So Now I’ve Put Everything I Learned Into A FREE WEBINAR VIDEO:

How I Went From Failure To

Full-Time Actor!

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Instead of being asked “What Restaurant do you work in?”, you’ll be able to proudly say that you are a FULL-TIME ACTOR, because you chose to learn the things that took me literally YEARS to learn:

  • Learn why so many actors fail, and how to avoid their mistakes!
  • Figure out how to beat the odds ‘€” and get the edge over your competition
  • Take Control over your time and learn to put your acting business before the “money chase”!
  • Discover why Bartending never creates a successful actor, because they work against each other!
  • Create a Successful Plan to support your life while you increase your acting exposure!
  • Destroy Self-Sabotaging Behaviors that leave you broke and unable to perform!
  • And So Much More…

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NOW.

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If You’re An Actor and Read This, You’ll Share It Too.

Before you read this, I want you to make me a “Honor system” promise:

If you think this is at least interesting, and if you read it to the end, you’ll give it a like and share it- no matter how you feel about it at the end.

You promise to share it if you get the slightest hint of interest.

Deal?

Ok- remember: Honor System- You will be shaming your mother if you don’t keep your promise!

If you’ve been following my 10,000 likes facebook page

or my popular blog posts,

then you already know-

I am an actor, I don’t have a day job, and I haven’t had one for over 10 years.

I’m not famous, I’m not rich, and I don’t live in Beverly Hills.

I have done very little TV and Film, my IMDB is tiny, but

I’ve made over $400,000 as an actor through commercials, and stage.

I have spent thousands and written a book and created a course on QUITTING YOUR DAY JOB so you can be free to audition, book work, and shoot whatever you want, whenever you want.

(How much is that worth to you?)

My course is called “No More Waiters: How To Build Your Acting Business WITHOUT A Day Job”:

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People buy it all the time, and I have great testimonials- I teach people that when you make money outside of a day job, you can do whatever you want.

That’s why I have an acting career- because when asked if I’m available, my answer is always “YES”- no boss to ask, no shift to switch, nothing- I say “YES” because I make my OWN money.

How?

I teach people a lot of ways to make money without a day job, but my favorite is to make “Online Vending Machines”.

An “Online Vending Machine” is a webpage that sells something that people buy, and then you just get website surfers to look at it- if they buy stuff, you make money.

It’s not “YOU” selling stuff, but it’s YOUR MACHINE, so you keep the money.

Make sense?

I show people how to make those.

It’s pretty damn simple.

Wanna see one? 

You’re looking at one kind.

I thought that was obvious.

Want more? Ok, let me make this even simpler.

Sometimes I use a system to sell stuff.

My own stuff, and OTHER PEOPLE’S stuff.

Huh?

Yeah- see, that’s the part that trips people up.

Most people know that OF COURSE you can sell your own stuff on a website and make money (like Ebay or Etsy), but most people don’t have their own stuff to sell-

So I teach them to make a machine that sells someone else’s stuff.

AND THEN KEEP THE MONEY.

Just like if you had a candy machine, your machine would be selling someone ELSE’s candy, but since YOU own the machine, YOU keep the money.

Make sense? Are you following?

Remember- you are going to share this post.

 

But hold on.

I’m not talking about mailing stuff out, because that takes TIME.

And I’m not talking about “buy low and sell high” because that takes MONEY.

I’m talking about after your machine is set up, ZERO time.

I’m also talking about NOT having to buy the “stuff to sell” first.

Even though I teach people to MAKE their own machines, I also show people how to just BUY A SYSTEM that works like an “online vending machine”.

It makes money FOR you when people
buy what the machine sells.

That makes sense to most people, because you can just imagine every time you have bought something from a vending machine, that the owner must have made money right?

So- it’s the same thing online. You can just have a website, and when people buy something from it (even if they buy someone else’s product), you make money.

If you’ve read this far, by now you are probably thrilled to know that I posted a FREE video for a limited time, and you can watch it here:

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This is FREE for a little while, but if you’ve reached this page at a different time, then I recommend buying it. It’s probably not more than $50, but of course, it’s up to you.

And- don’t forget your promise, that you’re going to share this post now too!

So, here’s my wrap-up question for you…

-I have LITERALLY written the book on actors making money outside of a day job.

-I have made over $400,000 from SAG payments alone, and haven’t had a day job in over 10 years.

-I am giving you advice on how to get further in your dreams.

Are you an actor?

Do you want to make money outside of your stupid day job so you can be free to do what you want?

Wouldn’t you like to make $400,000 as an actor? More?

Great! Then you probably bought my course, signed up for my webinars, and got started so you could learn all you can, right?

RIGHT?Continue

No?

Maybe you feel like you need to know more?

I have made thousands from using the system, from learning from it, and the idea it’s based on has made me day-job free for over 15 years.

What would YOU do if you didn’t have to trade time for money anymore?

I AM TELLING YOU TO LEARN TO SET UP AN ONLINE VENDING MACHINE AND NEVER HAVE TO WORK A DAY JOB AGAIN.

So- If you haven’t clicked the link by now, then you’re scared of something.

It’s probably some version of “This sounds too good to be true”, or “Maybe THEY can do it, but I couldn’t possibly”.

Maybe you’re right- but maybe you’re wrong (and you are), but there’s only one way to find out. 

Did you register your info and get started yet?

If not, then I’m sorry I couldn’t get you past your fears- I tried.

CLICK HERE, AND WATCH THE VIDEO!

Either way, I look forward to you keeping your word, keeping your promise, and sharing this post now- I mean, you don’t want to shame your mother do you?

CLICK BELOW TO SHARE THIS NOW

 

P.S.- If you’re more of a “thinker” than a “doer”, then get my book here, and read about all the other options you have!

Why Tobey Maguire REFUSED Spider-Man- Until This

Did you know that Tobey Maguire TURNED DOWN the offer
to audition for Spider-Man when they asked him to?
Why would he do that?
 
I’ll tell you in a minute but first: 
 
Surprise!
 
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I know, I know- I’m totally using the Tobey Maguire thing to tell you guys this, but really- Actors go to the gym, I go to the gym, and I love their stuff, so it’s relevant.
 
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his agent thought he was too “nerdy” and skinny
to get the part for Spider-man.
 
So, they said no…
AND THEN HIT THE GYM 
and months later, by the time the producers were closer to actually choosing the actor,
he had bulked up, burned fat, and looked a lot more like a superhero!
 
So maybe you want to try this stuff?
 
This story kinda blew my mind because I would think that they would just hire him, and then have him go to the gym and bulk up AFTERWARDS.
But it just shows that you have to be the part WHEN YOU AUDITION.
That’s why I like booking jobs where I feel like I’m “hardly acting” because I’m already LIKE the characters I like playing.
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I Audition For An ABC Pilot!

Listening to my story may help you know what to expect when you get the call for that big network sitcom audition. Enjoy and Share with those who have the desire too!

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If I look familiar to you, it’s because I’ve been doing commercials and stage here in New York for over 15 years full-time.

I’ve stuck with commercials because I like smiling, and making people laugh. 

For whatever reason, I have been kinda down on playing the “street wise” Latino cop or a “street wise” light-skinned black bad guy, and it just bores me when every Latino/Black character has “the ghetto” as his background, and all of that.

Besides, there are other people who will do a better job at it.

Me?

I’m smart, funny, and I speak Manhattan English.
I went to The Bronx High School of Science, and I write books and own my own online business.

I’m just saying- “Julio’s gang member #2” is a bad fit.

It’s just not who I want to play, and yet it seems like that’s all anyone is writing for my “look”.

Now to be clear, if I want to change that, then I should get writing; but that’s not what this post is about.

It’s about that I went in for my first NETWORK TEST for an ABC Sitcom, and I loved it!

Just like when I got called back for my first national commercial, my family got all excited for me, and I had no idea what to expect.

Now that I’ve done dozens of commercials, when I don’t get called back for one it’s like “Hey- WTF?”

But I really went in knowing very little to this experience.

For example- did you know that for sitcoms they negotiate and sign all the contracts BEFORE the final audition?

I had no idea!

I also found out that now I have a “quote”- that’s when you have a price tag! Ha!

I was kinda used to getting what the JOB paid- but at this level, it’s what YOU are paid.

That’s cool, huh?

So, I was very excited when I heard that the casting director at ABC was “looking for me” because she called the only number she had for me- my commercial agents.

When I went in for the first audition, I knew the part was good for me- a boss of a marketing office who was a little sarcastic, but a little dumb too, mixed with a lot of animated enthusiasm.

Kinda like me.

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This is my “Business” Smile

 

Of course, the actual breakdown for the character was for a 50’s Male Caucasian, but hey- I listen to Phish so… close enough.

The truth is that I have on more than one occasion booked the role meant for a caucasian guy, and this smart casting director knew that. 

I stumbled over the lines at first (I’m an improvisor), but then had a really good, fun, funny take. I prefer to make stuff my own rather than try to fit some strange thing. 

I left, and tried to forget about it- she’s called me in before, and I had heard nothing.

But then two days later, my commercial agent called again-

“Bones, they want you at ABC for a Network Test”

“Wait- whut?”

So- I suddenly had to call a legit agent who I had been freelancing with and tell her “Um… I need to get a time for ABC for a Pilot… you want the commission on that?”

They were very happy to get that call.

Then I found out that they needed some more stuff-
– Where’s your reel?
– What’s your quote?
– Do you have a twitter following?
– What NAMES have you been working with?

I was… unprepared.

Of course I have a facebook page that has a lot of fans, but they’re all actors!

Who cares about them? 😀

My “quote”? well, see, um….

“If something is worth doing, it’s worth doing BADLY at first!”

But this is all great, because you don’t know what you don’t know, and the only way to learn is to BE THERE.

Of course, I have known for a while now that I should have a more professional reel, and that I should be working on more film and TV.

But this made it hit home.

Anyway, I spent the weekend texting with my agent, and signing contracts in between doing shows for Freestle Repertory Theatre, and doing an event for actors in NYC.

It was very weird.

In fact, when we were negotiating my “price tag”, the number that was agreed upon was kinda disappointing.

I remember saying to myself “Gee, That’s It? It hardly seems like a lot to live on for a year, but I guess for my first show, I can’t expect too much”

I was ok with it, and I knew I could make it work.

Then I found out that what I thought was for the year was actually PER EPISODE.

Much better.

On one hand, I was at a brunch for actors telling people that I have been full-time for 15 years, and that I teach actors how to quit their day jobs.

I often get cornered in these events because people really want to know how I can help them make money without trading their time for it, so they can also be free to pursue the artistic life without worrying about how to pay for it.

I usually just send them to see my video.

But I wasn’t very focused on everyone’s questions because I was all giddy about my “network test”. I kept having crazy dreams of stardom immediately interrupted by nightmarish visions of being thrown out for being a hack.

On the other hand, there were other more experienced actors there who knew it was just another audition. To them, it was just the first in what could be a long line of others.

So, I got my lines down, made some choices (but as an improvisor, can change anything at anytime!) and went to the final audition.

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I printed out my handy Pre-Audition Psyche-up page that always works, and MAN it hyped me UP:

“You are there to RESCUE THEM from their boredom!”
“They need what YOU have!”
“They are LUCKY that they are about to get a FREE performance!” etc. etc.

I walked around outside a little before and SANG, skipped around, and thought GOOD thoughts. I went into the bathroom and talked to myself in the mirror!

When I got there I was PUMPED and ready.

The writer and I had a conversation the day before, so I felt like I knew the guy who was face-timing in, but then of course was the camera…

my BEST friend.

They were just putting me on tape for the producers, and that was fine.

I had a great audition, lots of laughs and giggles from everyone, and I felt great.

The writer was thrilled that I could add anything (I’m an improvisor!) right on the spot, so he had fun with me too.

I went home knowing that I had done my best, that I gave them what was available, and that the rest was up to them.

A VICTORY.

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There’s very little worse than leaving an audition feeling like you didn’t get it together, or that you were just terrible.

I called my friends and told them it was a waiting game.

3.

days.

of.

waiting…..

Yikes.

As you know, I didn’t get the gig, which is totally fine (professionals know that you gotta play the numbers), but I felt great about the whole process.

BUT THE BIG QUESTION I ALWAYS GET IS:

“HOW CAN I BECOME A FULL-TIME ACTOR TOO?”

I answer that in PART 2:

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Wanna know more about me?

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http://www.BonesRodriguez.com

Hilarious PSA For Actors- Don’t Let This Happen To You!

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If you ARE someone like this, Share it!

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CLICK HERE IF YOU HATE BEING A BROKE ACTOR!


The people over at AppleComedy made this video, but I guess they haven’t heard of me, or how I help actors actually MAKE MONEY instead of starving, begging, or stealing AppleTV from their parents.

Most actors I know are pretty smart people, but they’ve kinda resigned themselves to this whole “Starving Artist” thing, and they don’t realize that we are in a BUSINESS, and therefore have to learn how to BE in business.

But most actors?

Nah- they’d rather cry broke, and then buy beers all weekend, and wonder why they aren’t getting anywhere.

 

I wrote a book and make courses to teach actors who actually WANT to break this mold, and WANT to learn new skills and create a different life for themselves.

You can read all about that HERE.

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What “Survival Jobs For Actors” Says About Your Career

Did you even know there was a book out there called:

“Survival Jobs For Actors” by Michelle Dyer?

I didn’t think you did!

But yes- it turns out that I am not the only person trying to help actos make money
instead of TAKING it like so many other “gurus” out there:

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Michelle has her own business, and she began it with this book,
and she agrees that other actors should follow hers and my example!

 

“I actually followed his advice already in writing my book, and in building this website around it.

You see, people buy my book now without me trading time for it.
It’s already done. It’s out there, and people buy it.”

How’s THAT for a testimonial?

“Survival Jobs For Actors” by Michelle Dyer

 

If you’d like to start a blog, and get moving with this whole “make money without a day job” thing, then click below!

(Blog) How To FINALLY Get An Acting Agent!

***Note: This is an excerpt from Lisa Gold’s Amazing Course “How To Get And Keep An Agent“, and I have printed some of the first lesson here, because it’s WORTH sharing!***

Imagine this for a minute:

You’ve been performing, rehearsing, and working hard on marketing yourself with the help of a business coach, looking for an agent either for commercials, TV and Film, or stage.

Then… an agent calls you.

They liked your marketing tools.
They liked what was on your resume.
You are a possible fit for their talent pool and they are calling you in.

So let’s make sure you’re prepared because this is a real opportunity.



“Where PREPARATION meets opportunity
– that’s called a Big Break!”-Lisa Gold


None of that other airy fairy stuff you’ve heard.

Sometimes you’re prepared and there’s no opportunity…sometimes there’s an opportunity, and you’re not prepared.

This is your job as an actor…to make sure you have BOTH.

So the first thing that I recommend you get ready with NOW is your performance material to show your stuff. What stuff?

Your ACTING chops, of course.

New York and Los Angeles are different in what agents like to see and hear but I always suggest you have two contrasting, one-minute monologues in your arsenal of repertoire.

One minute or less is best.

Why, you ask? Because this is the “YouTube Generation” and how do YOU operate when somebody sends you a video?

We have short attention spans these days. You’ll click on it and about 30-40 seconds in, you’re going to make a decision whether or not you want to watch the rest of the three minute video-

Amirite?

Now, imagine being an agent watching monologues all day long, or several in a row and how many times they wish they could be “clicking off”. So keep it short and sweet.

If you’re not a fit or they don’t like your work, then there’s not time for that icky “wish they would stop” vibe. And if they’re LOVING you and it ends too soon, you’ll leave them wanting more.

Yes, that’s the ticket! ONE Minute or less.

 

Do you need to do a comedic and
dramatic monologue as a contrast?
No, no, no, no, no.


Did you get that?

No.

Very few people are excellent at both.
Go with your strength.

You CAN find two contrasting monologues within an arena (archetype of character) that you would most likely be playing. And what you’d most likely be playing is WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.

I know, I know- you have “range”, and you’ve be trained to become “anybody”, but that’s not what an Agent wants to see- they want to see how they can SELL you.

What agents are really looking for when watching you do a monologue or a scene is something interesting. You needn’t make them laugh out loud or have tears in their eyes, you only need to hold their attention.

This translates later to holding the audience’s attention that bought the ticket to see you perform.

THAT’s what an agent is looking for.

And by the way, you must KNOW these monologues backwards and forwards. Absolutely down pat.
No exceptions.
This way, if you are nervous or a bit frightened, you have your memory to rely on. Don’t try out a new monologue in an agent’s office. Save it for class.

You also need to have your cold reading skills in excellent shape.

Having the ability to connect with either a reader or the agent directly is key. You can mess up the words as long as you are communicating the essence of the text and the meaning of the scene.

They want to “feel” you ARE this character, and not “acting” like the character.

RECAP:

Be PREPARED with great audition material.
Keep it short and sweet and have your skills sharp.
Connect and be interesting.

Get Lisa’s Special Ecourse “How To Get And Keep An Agent”, along with her free report: “10 Inside Acting Secrets”
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I absolutely recommend ALL of Lisa Gold’s Videos and Courses for actors at all stages of success.

The really successful professionals NEVER STOP LEARNING.