You have to OVER-PROMISE, and hope to get away with under-delivering.
It’s called “Managing Expectations”… of course, this is done AFTER the sale.
You buy something that claims to do whatever miracle, but “You’re stupid if you think it’s going to do that”.
And it’s become rampant in our society. I bought something recently that literally said it was “ALL YOU NEED TO GET A FLOOD OF TRAFFIC” to my website, and instantly after I paid, it said that I could UPGRADE to get the necessary supplements that would… blah, blah blah. HYPE AND BULLSHIT
Politicians say something, and then say you have to be stupid to believe them. Hype and bullshit. “Buyer Beware” is the expected slogan. Why does this happen?
Because it works!
HYPE AND BULLSHIT!!
So, I’ve been in the Home Business arena for a while now, and I’ve learned that unfortunately, people want some hype and bullshit because if you tell them the truth, they assume it must be worse than whatever you say… so, you have to HYPE it, so they expect less, and get what they expect.
So the person who tells the TRUTH loses because they never get off the ground
and the HYPE AND BULLSHIT salesman wins every time.
Who wants to complain after buying something they “knew” wasn’t going to be as good as they said? So, the hype and bullshit get away with it, make money and are therefore encouraged to do it some more.
EVERY MOVIE has to be the BEST MOVIE you’ll EVER see, or you won’t go see it. Even if it’s awful, the marketers do their best to get the people into the theatres on the first weekend so that no one finds out how terrible it is until it’s too late.
But they get to run away with the money, don’t they? For God’s Sake- Bret Rattner keeps getting hired because his movies make money… on the first weekend.
And right now, our society has the attitude that “The MONEY justifies the means”.
So, here I am, wanting to HELP people, but realizing that the competition is constantly going to out- HYPE AND BULLSHIT me. The best example of this is my Half-Assed Health book, which is $5 on Kindle, and really tells someone ALL THEY EVER NEED TO KNOW about losing weight and looking good naked.
But instead, everyone is so HYPED AND BULLSHITTED to believe that it’s not possible that a little $5 book could really tell them everything, that they buy the totally hyped and bullshit p90x or whatever the next $100 expenditure is- THAT THE PRODUCERS KNOW THEY WON’T USE.
So, should I use Hype and Bullshit too?
So, here I am walking the line between being truthful, positive-minded, “marketing”, managing expectations, bullshitty, etc. and who the hell wants to do all of that?
However, I’m in the Home business arena too, and it is definitely full of Hype and Bullshit.
Everyone is selling a home business that is the BEST BUSINESS EVER! And everything is sold with the “DO NOTHING AND GET RICH!” slogan, that anyone who doesn’t sell that gets lost in the shuffle.
“Why would I get into that business and do work, learn and slowly build a business, when I can just join this, do nothing, and be rich next week?”
It makes sense! And are people naive for believing it? I don’t think so- we want to trust, and many of the pitches make sense and sound reasonable. I NEVER blame a prospect for believing something the marketer promises.
So, now I am part of THE EMPOWER NETWORK, which is a brilliant idea and system created by David Wood and David Sharpe. But the first time I saw it, it was so full of HYPE AND BULLSHIT that I couldn’t get past the message to see the system.
Even now that I have joined, and learned how smart and well put together the system is, I get sick of the hype-filled rah-rah sessions on the training calls.
No- I’m not supposed to say that- I’m “MARKETING”, right?
Who Else Wants To Make Money and Have Sex In The Same Room- EVERYDAY?
Rodriguez– Actor, Author, Entrepreneur
Make Money and Have Sex
We’re gonna quickly talk about three things:
How to Make Money
How To Have Sex
How to do it in the Same Room- EVERYDAY!
What I am NOT going to do is all of the “marketing tricks” of “increasing your pain”, and “creating a need”- you have them already, so by now you know you need the Education:
They say “Education is King”, but if you look around, sometimes even the smartest people have money issues- As Robert Kiyosaki (Author of the “Rich Dad, Poor Dad” Series) says:
By the way- just because you’re going to learn how to make money and have sex in the same room everyday DOES NOT mean that we’re gonna talk about doing … um… “adult” movies.
Even though um… “adult” movies…IS the ruling business online, there are other, -less competitive- businesses to have!
There are people out there who will SWEAR to the end of the earth that there are no opportunities out there, but after a while, when you decide to train your mind to see them-
THEY ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE!
I promise you- since I started LEARNING about business, my entire mind has changed, and I can better understand why things work the way they do.
I used to think it was “us against them” and big corporations were evil and all of that, but instead it’s just a matter of people of courage- people like YOU- deciding to try to DO something.
Eventually, what you do will work as long as you KEEP learning and going forward. Sometimes it’s hard, but keep LEARNING and you’ll come out WAY far ahead.
I was a typical “Starving Artist”, who was waiting for a “big break” while I did every odd-job imaginable. All of my friends waited tables and bartended; I used to DJ, and I have done temp jobs, sales jobs, and just about anything to make ends meet.
But I was ALWAYS broke.
While I was at a job at New York University, a friend told me about “working for yourself” and “being my own boss”, and I really liked the sound of it, so I joined Amway for 5 YEARS, through the time it turned into “Quixtar“, and lost more money there than I care to remember!
Before I joined, I was broke, But 5 years later (after working pretty hard), I was WORSE OFF! I was DEEP in debt; I even paid my RENT by credit card cash advances for SIX MONTHS!
Don’t Do it!
QUIXTAR is a HUGE scam, and it’s a CULT. If you don’t get out you’ll lose your entire individuality, personality, and self-worth. It FEEDS on your hope, and manipulates you into becoming a manipulator.
However, I learned a lot there, and once I left, decided I would keep learning about “freedom”. That was a wonderful gift I got from my experience there.
There were many other opportunities that I tried that were NOT scams, they just didn’t work for me. Of course at first I was angry with them, and I called them scams, because I wanted to get rich right away, but the TRUTH was that I just didn’t want to do the work. I had to grow up and realize that I had to take PERSONAL responsibility for my financial future.
And guess why I told you that? Because this system CAN work for you- there are TRUE and REAL ways to make money online and they won’t go away- you CAN do any of them.
I have NO power over whether you WILL Make Money and Have Sex In The Same Room or not, but you CAN, and I hope you use this system and the ideas and extra resources to FINALLY get yourself growing financially.
As I say all the time- ”I can only bring a horse to water”- This webpage is the water, YOU have to decide to drink. However, if you qualify, I WILL help you personally. I have put a LOT of knowledge into these pages, and I continue to, because the world keeps changing.
If you want to be rich- YOU have to change along with the world.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU?
If not, stop reading now, and tell your friends you saw another internet “scam”, and go get drunk and talk about how there are no opportunities left in the world.
This system is not rocket science, and the ideas in it aren’t new and flashy, but they’ll make you an excellent income if you PURSUE THEM.
I’m telling you that because I want you to take this system and MAKE IT YOUR OWN so you can create an income stream, and not just leave it as another “thing” you bought.
I PROMISE you can Make Money and Have Sex in the Same Room, and it IS simple. There may be things to learn along the way, and if there weren’t, it would be useless. You took the leap to GET the information, now let’s put it to use, ok?
I LOVE to help motivated people, but I HATE to deal with losers. So, I answer email questions and ideas- usually within 24 hours, but I NEVER deal with whiners. I hope you don’t either- they’ll bring you down.
I’ve done a bunch of commercials, and I continue to, but I am always looking for other opportunities. While many of my friends are waiting tables, bartending, or working 9-to-5, I prefer to start businesses and make money online.
When I do a commercial or a have an appearance on a TV show, I get paid when I do it. I also get paid when it airs. I also get paid when it re-runs.
I keep getting paid AFTER I’ve done the actual work.
That kind of pay- is called RESIDUAL INCOME.
I like Residual Income!
Residual income frees me from trading my time for dollars, and frees me to pursue ANY other interest I have, because I’m not tied to a job or a boss.
That why I can Make Money and Have Sex In The Same Room!
It’s true time freedom.
What would YOU do with time freedom?
It also makes going to the mailbox a fun game- I don’t know if I’m going to get a bill or a check- it’s a daily adventure!
I found that there are many, MANY ways to create residual income, and because of that, I keep doing other things that bring it to me…
Also, I invest in Real Estate, and buy houses to rent out, collecting rents through a management company. I just buy the house, and let the management company run it, while I collect the check. It’s more of a pain than it seems, but it sure beats a 9-to-5.
So, between Acting, Running Online Businesses, Writing, and Real Estate, I have several “Streams of Income”, that pay me residual Income.
This book can help YOU create Residual Income for yourself too.
You’re reading this to learn about How To Make Money and Have Sex In The Same Room, and this book will guide you step-by-step through how to do it, but I want to warn you to keep your mind and eyes open to looking for other opportunities that are out there- As I’ve said, if you aren’t listening when opportunity knocks, you may miss it!
MANY people who are chasing the dream on the Internet are following the WRONG MODEL right into an Internet Nightmare!
They are trying too hard to adjust their “brick and mortar” business for the internet, without REALLY understanding how incredibly different the playing field is.
Today, I want to give you a quick overview into the way you MUST approach Internet
Business money-making, and WHY the field has changed so much.
It’s NOT the product OR the location- it’s the SYSTEMS.
Please note that I said SYSTEMS, as in the plural of “system”- with an “s” for Success!
Here’s what I mean:
Back in the 80′s, if your business was VINYL RECORDS, and you made a ton
of money selling vinyl records, you were doing great until the 90′s. Then, IF YOU DIDN’T CHANGE, you were ruined.
The same is true if you want to Make Money and Have Sex In The Same Room
If you become dependent on ONE market on the internet, the next big guy (or little!)
can come by and sweep it right from under you in a week! That is NOT help you Make Money and Have Sex In The Same Room!
HOWEVER- if you have several businesses all using the same SYSTEM- it’s ok because
you have several streams of income, and you can always just ”Plug” the new product or service in the system.
This sounds like common sense, but there are SO many people who are looking for the
ONE thing that will make them rich forever, the ONE idea, the ONE product, the ONE service.
On Ebay, many people are trying to sell more DVD’s than the next guy, more CD’s,
more electronics, more widgets at a very small margin to win on price. If you only make $1 per item, you have to sell ALOT OF ITEMS, right?
That means packing, shipping, warehousing- An HUGE headache!
This is NOT the way to do business on the internet and have a life!
But there are SO MANY PEOPLE trying to do it this way because that’s what having
a brick and mortar business is like! When you are a REAL business person- even a brick and mortar- you let OTHER PEOPLE do the work for you- and you leverage it all with SYSTEMS.
The problem is that most people who want to be entrepreneurs know about their
business AS A CONSUMER, but don’t know anything about being A BUSINESS OWNER.
So- say “Joe” is in the auto-parts business (I once tried to buy an auto parts web site from a guy, and I ALMOST paid him $30,000 for it. Thankfully, I saw that it was a terrible decision, and bailed out after throwing away $3,000.) Joe decides that he knows about auto parts, so he decides to sell them on the internet, just so he can get more business. He puts some of his stuff on Ebay, and before you know it, he’s selling a bunch of parts on the web AND in his store.
But what happens when he goes on vacation?
His business TANKS because he’s not there to run it. He is NOT a true Internet businessman. He doesn’t own his business, he owns his job. AND- if someone else wants to offer what he’s got at a lower price, he’s GONE. What the HELL was I doing trying to buy
You will NOT learn how to have THAT kind of a business.
You are going to learn how to have a BUSINESS that is an ASSET- a true ASSET.
Can You Make Money and Have Sex and have it be an asset?
THAT’S what being an Internet businessperson is about. You learn a SYSTEM so you can start ANY business, sell ANY product within a few hours and have a CASHFLOW-PRODUCING ASSET.
Products come, products go, but if you learn a SYSTEM, them you can just plug any product or service in. That’s why AMAZON.com is so HUGE- they can install entire new divisions in a few days, and if they work, they keep it, and if not- they junk it. Their CORE business is intact, and their NAME is an huge part of that.
Let me take one second to CONTRADICT myself:
If you happen to REALLY WORK on one business, and become a GURU of information
or products for that business, then you CAN rely on just one. You can become the “go-to” guy for that market, and no one can take your name from you that way either.
So, if there’s an EXPERT on vinyl records, that guy is probably VERY wealthy, since
no one else is- not even Amazon.com!
What I just told you is that either way- if you are a generalist, or if you are a specialist, your wealth online has to do with tying your business to YOUR SYSTEMS. And since you can have the internet working 24 hours a day, you can leverage that work while YOU
are doing something else.
THAT’S the power of the internet!
Just like me, you’re going to take PERSONAL responsibility for your financial future.
You’re going to learn to sniff out opportunity, and be able to ACT on it immediately-
NOT as a consumer that hems and haws, but as a BUSINESSPERSON who calculates the risk, and goes forward and ACTS while others are thinking about it.
“A LEADER makes decisions with 75% of the information- if you wait for 95% of it, you’ll be a follower”- Jim Rohn
I hope this was clear to you, because as I said it’s part of the FOUNDATION for personal wealth on the internet. You’re going to learn to build a business that pays you a little bit everyday.
“Wait- did you say ‘a little’? I was expecting to earn ALOT!”
You will learn to build a business that makes you a little everyday, AND THEN YOU’LL
BUILD ANOTHER CHANNEL, and ADD TO IT, and then do ANOTHER, and ANOTHER..
Here’s an EXAMPLE:
When you make $29 per ”action” in your business, and you have 10 actions a day, you make $290/day. That’s $8,700 a month. Now you can also have 100 actions X $29/day X 30 days/month- $87,000 a month!!!!
OR- you can take the little you make from one business, and then use it to LEVERAGE
yourself into a bigger business- and then leverage to another.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU?
If not, stop reading now, and tell your friend you blew some money on another internet ”scam”, and go get drunk and talk about how there are no opportunities in the world.
Ok, Ok,- I have to assume you KNOW how to have sex already, but if not, I’m not sure that I’m the guy to tell you- even though my wife says I’m an expert!
The point is that using the internet you can make money from your bedroom- which is
where MOST of us have sex.
However, if you have your computer set up on the kitchen table…. you can do it there too.
Make money that is.
Are you TRULY READY to receive a windfall of money?
Will it be weird for you to check your PAYPAL account, and
see it GROW each time?
It was hard to get used to, but the money keeps coming in.
It was hard to believe at first, (but I’m getting used to it)
The internet does NOT take a break..
It doesn’t need a vacation. Your computer works 24 hours, 7 days a week, and you can make money all year round. You already know this, and that’s why you are here. There ARE things to learn along the way, and this system will teach many of those things to you.
As for you…. there’s only so much you can personally do. There are only 24 hours in a day when you are working alone without leveraging your efforts, time, or money.
The internet is also unlimited in it’s scope. Believe it or not, there are STILL some peopleon Earth who don’t know what MICROSOFT is. Your business can take you beyond your wildest dreams.
I will NOT lie to you and say that this system is ALL you’ll ever need, because
I cannot tell the future.
If anyone ever says “Just gimme money and you’ll get rich”-
you should run away.
What I am telling you is that this system can give you all the information you need to GET STARTED, and then you can grow it as you see fit. It also unlocks the secret to unlimited income, and if you work with me directly, we will investigate some opportunities together.
Breakit down for you?
Do I have to SELL?
How will that FEEL? Are you SURE you’re ready?
And then you can BUY your life back
I was amazed at how much time there actually was in a day when it was time that
I had for my own pursuits. Now, when people ask what I’m doing this weekend, my answer is usually the same as during the week- whatever I feel like doing!
My girlfriend told me it was annoying how I kept checking my email, but
when I explained that every time I looked I was making money,
She stopped being annoyed!
I will show you how to annoy YOUR girlfriend too!
In fact- she’s NOW my Wife!
You get paid no matter the weather
You get paid if you’re at the movies.
You CAN be Rich and Generous at the same time!
Get Started Today! (Why not, right?)
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It’s January, and your 2013 New Year’s Resolution Workout is here…
And it’s pretty damn simple.
Instead of setting HUGE goals, and trying to lose weight by starving, suffering, or surgery, I’m hooking you up with the super easy, quick workout that can make your 2013 New Year’s Resolution Workout plan achievable.
See, most people end up creating some goals, and then get a HARDCORE book to explain all of the IN-DEPTH exercises and DETAILED eating plans because they are advertised as the “Only” way to lose weight and gain muscle.
But that’s just ADVERTISING. It is just someone trying to manipulate you into buying their thingy by making something SEEM complicated. I have a saying:
“OBFUSCATION IS PROFITABLE”
That means that you can make more money by telling people that something they are trying to acheive is confusing and difficult. The more difficult something seems to be, the more people think they have to pay to get the solution.
You DO NOT have to eat like a bird, or run a freakin’ Marathon to get in shape.
(Actually, I believe that Marathoners have the WORST-looking bodies ever!) and the health benefits are suspect.
When you get a copy of “Half Assed Health”, you won’t be sold some damn $200 DVD set, or anything like it. You will NEVER be asked to buy some other “supplemental” thing, because you DO NOT NEED ANY. The book really is the only thing you need, and a small change to your diet (like a protein powder, and a green drink) will get you in the BEST shape of your life, WITHOUT having to be a slave to some well-marketed: